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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

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brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

22 hours ago with 110,034 notes / via: dutchster source: brttny32194

bombing:

fun drinking game: take a shot of water every couple hours to make sure you’re healthy and hydrated

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boldesol:

Alan Turing is the father of computer science. He is largely responsible for development of the Turing-Welchman bombe, which effectively cracked Enigma-encoded messages during WWII. He created a formal definition of the algorithm and created the Turing machine. Without him, we may not have computers as we know them to be today. 

In 1952, Turing was arrested in the UK for being gay. Instead of serving prison time, he chose the alternative– chemical castration through estrogen therapy. He lost all of his security clearance and could no longer work on his life career of cryptology as a result. 

Turing’s favorite children’s tale was Snow White and the Seven Dwarves. In 1954, he was discovered dead in his bedroom. He had committed suicide by eating an apple soaked in cyanide. A memorial for Turing depicts him holding an apple- a symbol for forbidden love. In 2011, a petition was made asking the British Government to pardon Turing’s conviction of gross-indecency. It was rejected by Lord MacNally, who summarily stated Turing knew his actions would result in a criminal offense and therefore should have been prosecuted.

Mr. Turing, I’m sorry. The world can be a cruel place. You are respected and won’t be forgotten. The same can’t be said of many.

22 hours ago with 2,583 notes / via: hobbitbilbo source: boldesol

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image

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officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD

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