zayndirella:

ZAYN IN THE CLUB

(Source: vine.co)

10 hours ago with 3,103 notes / via: lapelosa source: zayndirella
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ridge:

i hate it when people call me funny because I feel like I have to say something really funny again and I just can’t handle that pressure

10 hours ago with 348,583 notes / via: trust source: ridge

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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2 days ago with 140,101 notes / via: fuckyeahloldemort source: i-am-a-mushroom

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

2 days ago with 170,897 notes / via: carry-on-my-wayward-butt source: motherfuckingdragonsyo

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

2 days ago with 83,956 notes / via: boikawa source: najmani

lameborghini:

hope u are all being productive today. break some boys’ hearts and look cute doing it. do ur homework. eat fruit

2 days ago with 10,988 notes / via: boikawa source: lameborghini

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2 days ago with 102,939 notes / via: intertextualite source: raptorific

universexpander:

Kat David x colorsuper

2 days ago with 50 notes / via: universexpander source: universexpander

universexpander:

Kat David x Ed Pulella

universexpander x edpulella

2 days ago with 15 notes / via: universexpander source: universexpander

queermarauders:

*looks at straight couple* so which one of you is the YA protagonist and which is the romantic subplot?

3 days ago with 22,391 notes / via: dis-asterisk source: queermarauders
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