young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care
the idea of being right-handed or left-handed is so fucked up. like how in the hell is it evolutionarily advantageous to have one hand that’s good at everything and one that’s fucking useless. why aren’t we all dead.
so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails
That’s it. That’s the flavor I’ve been looking for.
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
If you identify as a feminist I’m going to need you to stay at least 50 feet away from me, thanks.
A hoard of feminists all stand exactly 50 feet around you. Many other feminists slowly gather around, creating a large circle. You have said the wrong thing. You will never touch nor hear what these feminists have to say but they will always remain exactly 50 feet away from you in a large circle. Always. This is your fate.
you ever see someone attractive but they’re such a stereotypical type of attractive that it’s actually boring